Don't Marry a Computer, Software or a Web Engineer.

Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in." Wife: Have you brought the groceries? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife: But I told you in the morning Husband : Syntax Error. Abort? Wife: What about my new TV? Husband : Variable not found . . . Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do someshopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband : Too many parameters . . . Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband : Data type mismatch. Wife: You are useless. Husband : It's by Default. Wife: What about your Salary? Husband : File in use . . . Try later. Wife: What is my value in the family. Husband : Unknown Virus.

I woke up basically at 8.00 am and my class was at 8.30. You may presuppose that I was still in time but the nastiest part was there was not even a single taxi at sight and I had to travel to a hospital for my propadeutics classes. I finally got a taxi and I wasn’t the only one behind schedule for class. It was fascinating to actually study internal diseases and what we had for class today was about the GIT and we managed to finish the whole percussion, palpation and auscultation all in one day.

The next thing on my mind was to get my credit books signed for pharmacology and path physiology which I did in time. I came home feeling a little pompous of myself and logged online.

I logged in IRC and into yahoo and found 330 mails in my mail box. Something actually caught my concentration there about the de recognization of Crimea state medical university, Russia. All pre med students and those enrolling now to leave to Crimea are advised to extract all the payments and application. I was dazed to read that they actually have 2000 plus Malaysian students studying medicine just in Crimea.

I found Mr.Muchkins online and was basically having a chat with him. Well, it was kind of fastidious to actually sit back and loosen up and talk to someone you actually can open up to. My mother was online so was my younger sister, we had some gossips reorganized and I in return told her particulars about my flight and etc.

I was a little drained and decided to catnap for at least 1 hour, so well that’s what I thought, I woke up at 10 plus and I dint have this good feeling adjoining me. It was like I smelled either snag or let’s see, well, I just felt very heavy inside.

I logged online after lazing around for another half an hour. I logged on and I said a hi to my usual friends and none answered me. Okay forget the rest, but kippu refused to answer me, and I thought I must have said something really erroneous. Mr.muchkins was around and I had a succinct conversation. I always delete my message achieve everyday and I was going through it and I found some stuffs which I never wrote. Not a fuck you note to my mom. That was acutely a grave issue.

I logged on to IRC and that’s where I realized that some jackasses had got thru my yahoo and retrieved my password even on IRC. It was preposterous for me to actually tell my pass words around. Well, let’s see MR. Javed, that’s his real name, much known as GODZUKI, comes in with pitiable nicks like Bhoom and Jumbles, and not a man enough to come up and speak in front. For some reasons, I personally think he’s a gay. Well for one, he looks like one and for two, each time he hits a conversation with me, its got to be Le this Le that. And well he really sounds domineering over Le_debbs. LE you’ve got yourself a devotee.

Well, bhoom seems to be basically distressed by my access everywhere, so he logged into my IRC username, removes all my access as if he thought that would have an inch bothered me, and well he talked to kipps and Pone and well of course they were no dumbos like him, lol, sometimes I think, he’s such a dumb fuck. Well, one thing I realized yesterday was that he’s a person whom is basically so freaking down, a low down life person and I guess it’s just the way he was brought up, and his rearing actually showed him this path of life. I mean if a person isn’t able to find at least one word of unadulterated and apt meaning, I have nothing to say. He swears at other peoples mothers, and uses crude words on them, so I can actually imagine what kind of a mother he has, and what kind of a father he has, or maybe…maybe he never knew his dad. Well makes sense, im not being mean, im being coherent, if you say a word about my mother, I have flawlessly ten words in return, and deem me, you don’t really want to know…am going to sleep now tata

well i have been really busy this whole week due to the visa applications and etc...will update the blog later when i have the time..pst..neel chill! u always miss me on IRC by 21 hours :P

The 5 Things You Really Want to Know About Men!
By Mr. Answer ManMore from iVillage
4 Things He Doesn't Dare Tell YouWhat He's Really Thinking -- RevealedGuy Behavior 101

Ever wonder what a guy was really thinking - but were too afraid to ask?You're not the only one! We took five of your most-asked questions and gotsome real answers from a real guy, our resident expert on the maleperspective, Mr. Answer Man.

1. Do all men have the same sexual fantasies? And what are they?Men's sexual fantasies are probably a lot tamer than you think. For the mostpart, they don't even involve multiple partners, foreign objects or a tight,skimpy French maid's outfit. Male sexual fantasy tends to stick to a verytight formula: hot rambunctious sex with people we aren't supposed to behaving it with. This pool is extended to include platonic friends, ourgirlfriend or spouse's friends and ex-girlfriends who were great in bed.

2. Do men care if their partner earns more money than they do?Short answer, yes. Even if we try to hide it and say that it's okay, thetruth is that when a woman out-earns us, it's a blow to our egos. That said,not all of us are comfortable being the breadwinners, either. Beingresponsible for someone else's financial stability is a huge amount ofpressure. It's a Catch-22.

3. How can I tell if my partner is cheating?The issue here is trust. I'll assume, since you ask the question at all,that in some way, you are questioning your partner's commitment, not just toyou, but to the truth. And to answer your question, you can't know if yourpartner is cheating until you're presented with clear, incontrovertibleproof. Which leaves us with a far more difficult issue: what to do when yoususpect but cannot prove.I could throw out all the stereotypical signs of cheating: he says he has towork late, but when you call the office, no one answers; he avoids intimacyand sex; he talks a lot about a female friend or colleague; he's vague ordefensive about where he's been when not with you. But none of theseso-called signs are proof of unfaithfulness. In my humble opinion, ratherthan accusing your partner of infidelity, the safest bet is to address theissue of trust in your relationship in general. Whether by yourselves or incouples counseling, your feelings have to be acknowledged and worked throughtogether if you're ever going to build a genuine, trusting relationship.This is not easy -- only absolutely necessary.Trust is never a sure thing. It's precious precisely because of howvulnerable it leaves us. But trust upheld is one of life's richesttreasures, well worth the risk of being honest about our feelings, no matterhow painful. Good luck.

4. What does a guy really think when you have sex on the first date?He really thinks you're slutty. And that, sister, is not necessarily a badthing -- depending on what you want out of the relationship, of course.Unless he believes that he's the exception to the rule (in other words, ifhe doesn't think you fall into bed on the first date with every guy), doingthe horizontal boogie so early on means your relationship is going to bemainly about sex. When you're making plans for future dates, he'll bethinking of you on the dinner table rather than across it. However, if youwait and get to know each other on an emotional level and let the physicalfollow, then the relationship can be about both. The exception: If you twohave been friends for a while, then hit the sheets on your first "official"date, don't worry -- your relationship can be hot and heavy.

5. Why do men come crawling back after they break up with you?Let me be blunt. A man comes crawling back after a breakup because he'dgotten used to a certain something that he's no longer getting and is nowpanicking in the face of a biological drive -- at the expense of yourfeelings and his pride.There are two exceptions to this rule, and both have to do with the timeframe of the ''crawl back.'' First, if your guy comes crawling backimmediately, he's probably being genuine -- pathetic, but genuine. Herealizes he's made a terrible mistake and really does want to make therelationship work. Also, if months and months have passed, you can be prettysure that he's really thought about it, truly misses you and (finally)realizes what a great gal you are. But if he calls you, say, two to threeweeks after he walked out of your life, do not be fooled. It only means he'sbeen unable to get his erotic needs fulfilled and has succumbed topath-of-least-resistance daydreams about his last partner -- namely, you.Suggest that he try one of the many 900 numbers out there and cross his nameout of your address book.