this is picked from ali bhais testimonial to premila. really funny! ali bhai if ur reading this , i just want you to know that i screamed laughing at 2.35 am! its hilarious man! hilarious!

WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends thanher age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and aftermarriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankruptbecause of the n umber of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer but ter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eatingall those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chroniccholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Onlylater do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that sheapplies to cover her

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole ofsouth india until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "! walk out"

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people youhave in your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and"How are you"

13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.


WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE

1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras/ Anna University .

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil WellCompany will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extractcoconutoil from her hair.)

5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name andsurname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it isfor the Dog or for herself.

9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wearssilk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.


still laughing so loud! good nite hahahaha cant stop phew...breathe!